The Vibe of Dagothwave is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 5.247 billion Dagothwaveans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dagothwavean economy, worth 278 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,082 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagothwave's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dagothwave is ranked 186,474^th in the world and 277^th in The Blades for Fattest Citizens, with 9.56 Obesity Rate.