The Department of Creuse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Philippe Chopin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 28.593 billion Creusoises are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guéret. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The powerhouse Creusois economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,323 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creuse's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creuse is ranked 112,440^th in the world and 59^th in Department Store for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,949.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.