The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.474 billion Countriopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth an astonishing 15,402 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 505,442 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air Countriopia is rumored to receive more government funding than the Countriopian Air Force, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Countriopia is ranked 332,653^rd in the world and 5^th in Solidaritat for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 11.62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.