The Republic of Consul93 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 503 million Consul93ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The very strong Consul93ian economy, worth 30.5 trillion lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,565 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul93's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Consul93 is ranked 241,517^th in the world and 156^th in Lower Llobregat for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.