The Republic of Consul70 is a very large, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 358 million Consul70ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The strong Consul70ian economy, worth 18.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,915 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Consul70's many privately-owned prisons, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Consul70ian Liberator", and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul70's national animal is the dove.

Consul70 is ranked 300,104^th in the world and 172^nd in Lower Llobregat for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.