The Republic of Consul137 is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 321 million Consul137ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The Consul137ian economy, worth 16.0 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,925 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul137's national animal is the tiger.

Consul137 is ranked 81,908^th in the world and 61^st in Lower Llobregat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,212.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.