The Republic of Consul110 is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 319 million Consul110ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Consul110ian economy, worth 16.7 trillion baht a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,250 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul110's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Consul110 is ranked 125,666^th in the world and 153^rd in Lower Llobregat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 597.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.