The Republic of Ceuta-0 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 5.401 billion Ceuta-0ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ceuta-0ian economy, worth 169 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,410 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceuta-0's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceuta-0 is ranked 50,034^th in the world and 11^th in Countries of the World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,956.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.