The Cat of Cat251 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.644 billion Cat251ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The strong Cat251ian economy, worth 334 trillion Mice a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,290 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cat251ians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', and crossing the road requires a risk assessment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat251's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cat251 is ranked 57,639^th in the world and 2,846^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.