The Armed Republic of CR67 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.705 billion CR67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CR67ian economy, worth 909 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,462 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR67's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CR67 is ranked 14,147^th in the world and 698^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.