The Zombie Free Dominion of Brexas7 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by 71 hour Achmed with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.665 billion Brexaseptians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Dog. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas7ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,127 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 448,397 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Elk stadiums are open 24/7, the nation leads The Remote Highlands in per capita stalking, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Brexas7ian Moonshine", and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas7's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brexas7 is ranked 3,034^th in the world and 9^th in The Remote Highlands for Most Cultured, scoring 217 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.