The Department of Bouches-du-Rhin is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.937 billion Bucco-Rhinoises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bois-le-Duc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The strong Bucco-Rhinois economy, worth 262 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,655 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, what goes down must come up, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Bouches-du-Rhin in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bouches-du-Rhin's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bouches-du-Rhin is ranked 228,319^th in the world and 141^st in Department Store for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,102.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.