The Republic of Angolacomunista is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.449 billion angolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de José. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Angolacomunistan economy, worth 51.2 trillion kwanzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,358 kwanzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, military spending is on the increase, and a major religion has been named as Angolacomunista's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angolacomunista's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angolacomunista is ranked 74,997^th in the world and 3,356^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 92.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.