The Federal Republic of 81 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.47 billion 81 Umen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient 81 Uman economy, worth 157 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,254 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,142 per year while the poor average 27,035, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, blue bloods are welcome in 81 Uma, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 81 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

81 Uma is ranked 246,644^th in the world and 537^th in Izern for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.