The Republic of 1st Regiment of Augustine is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 56 million 1st Regiment of Augustineans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The strong 1st Regiment of Augustinean economy, worth 3.64 trillion MARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 65,073 MARS, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. 1st Regiment of Augustine's national animal is the MARS, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

1st Regiment of Augustine is ranked 94,752^nd in the world and 1^st in Augustine for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.