The Colony of 1050082 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.968 billion 1050082ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050082ian economy, worth 824 trillion 131514525s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,131 131514525s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 444,993 per year while the poor average 32,452, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide 1951822112s are growing in popularity, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050082's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050082 is ranked 277,592^nd in the world and 1,903^rd in 105 for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.