The Federation of -Vimpeli- is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.997 billion -Vimpeli-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -Vimpeli-ian economy, worth 584 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,921 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the last thing -Vimpeli-ian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Vimpeli-'s national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Vimpeli- is ranked 136,840^th in the world and 230^th in Municipalities of Finland for Largest Populations, with 5.00 billion capita.