The Tangled Web of Natalia Alianovna Romanova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.915 billion Romanovans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The strong Natalia Alianovna Romanova economy, worth 859 trillion Rubels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 41,083 Rubels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,319 per year while the poor average 2,207, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Natalia Alianovna Romanova's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Natalia Alianovna Romanova is ranked 103,022^nd in the world and 7^th in Lily for Most Primitive, scoring -20 on the Scary Big Number Scale.