The Rise and Fall of Namwenia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.82 billion Namwenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,949 trillion curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 221,077 curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Carlita Nom's bedroom, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Namwenia is ranked 1,197^th in the world and 1^st in Namwenia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,753.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.