The Armed Republic of Nafoland is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.601 billion Nafolandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nafolandian economy, worth 190 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,905 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Nafoland is often a lifetime appointment, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nafoland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nafoland is ranked 12,342^nd in the world and 14^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nicest Citizens, with 27.89 average smiles per day.