The Greenlandic Sovereignty of Naboompu is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Jens-Frederik Nielsen with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.216 billion Naboompua have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naboompuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,996 trillion Danish Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 245,324 Danish Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Naboompuan Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Naboompu's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Greenland.

Naboompu is ranked 6,774^th in the world and 4^th in International Democratic Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 245,324.47 Standard Monetary Units.