The Republic of the Union of Myannmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 49.744 billion Myannmarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse Myannmarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,303 trillion kyats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,407 kyats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,620 per year while the poor average 15,528, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Myannmar has found easter eggs), all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Myannmar's national animal is the white elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myannmar is ranked 277,194^th in the world and 18^th in United Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 1.26 average smiles per day.