The Sun Worshipping Death Cult of Morlodania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trit Sova with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.396 billion Morlodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wishtra. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morlodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion Threads a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,331 Threads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle, Trit Sova's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morlodania's national animal is the Veth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Sovereign Soul.

Morlodania is ranked 296,624^th in the world and 20^th in Foxtopia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.38 average smiles per day.