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Nudest: 1,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,113th
The Moon Worshipping Death Cult of
Father Knows Best State
It's so cute when people think they can kill us.
Trit Firebloom
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Morlodania

Population14.934 billion

CapitalThe Grand Temple of MorloKitty
LeaderTrit Firebloom
FaithMorloKittyism

CurrencyCutie Mark
AnimalFeline

The Moon Worshipping Death Cult of Morlodania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trit Firebloom with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.934 billion Morlodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Temple of MorloKitty. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Morlodanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion Cutie Marks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,350 Cutie Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morlodania's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MorloKittyism.

Morlodania is ranked 44,823rd in the world and 1st in The Jade Wheel Society for Most Authoritarian, with 1,088.94 milliStalins.

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Nudest: 1,048thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,702ndLargest Black Market: 4,711thMost Stationary: 6,167thMost Devout: 7,921stBest Weather: 8,179thMost Cultured: 8,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,581stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,320thFattest Citizens: 13,020thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,526thMost Influential: 13,542ndHighest Economic Output: 13,839thLargest Populations: 14,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,532nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Morlodania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Morlodania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Morlodania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Morlodania was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodania, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodania, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodania, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodania, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Morlodania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodania, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.

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