The African Republic of Mombombu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Imamu Mgumbe with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.264 billion Mombombuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malï. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mombombuan economy, worth a remarkable 9,993 trillion pulas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 366,538 pulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, the government is full of esquivalience, and half of Mombombu just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mombombu's national animal is the zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholocism.

Mombombu is ranked 236,931^st in the world and 74^th in Africa for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52.33 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.