The Moneywealth of Mojoland is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Genius Dr Moneyworth with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.913 billion Mojolandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Bank. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mojolandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,576 trillion Mollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,712 Mollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,169,557 per year while the poor average 11,908, a ratio of 98.2 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mojoland's national animal is the Astute Businessman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mojianity.

Mojoland is ranked 14,389^th in the world and 480^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 183,712.61 Standard Monetary Units.