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Minoa was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 265
Most Valuable International Artwork: 294thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,776thLargest Populations: 6,084th
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Minoa

Population27.085 billion

CapitalAthens
LeaderEmpress Anaïs

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animallittle owl

The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Anaïs with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.085 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,662 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, many friends and relatives of Empress Anaïs have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and the atmosphere in Minoan boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minoa is ranked 22,780th in the world and 2nd in Minoa for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 294thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,776thLargest Populations: 6,084thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,237thMost Stationary: 6,510thHighest Economic Output: 7,330thMost Influential: 8,669thNicest Citizens: 10,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,328thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,060thSmartest Citizens: 12,750thLargest Retail Industry: 13,980thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,981stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,954thMost Inclusive: 14,975thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,670thHighest Food Quality: 16,844thMost Developed: 20,286thMost Pacifist: 21,136thMost Cultured: 22,780thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,923rdMost Politically Free: 25,286thMost Secular: 26,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 30,519th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, the atmosphere in Minoan boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Minoa agreed to construct embassies between Funen and Aquila.
  • : Minoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Minoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Minoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, many friends and relatives of Empress Anaïs have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Minoa rejected a request from One Collective Brain Cell for an embassy with Funen.
  • : Minoa resigned from the World Assembly.

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