Population | 27.085 billion |
Capital | Athens |
Leader | Empress Anaïs |
Currency | Minoan tala |
Animal | little owl |
The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Anaïs with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.085 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,662 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Several inches are being added to first class seating, many friends and relatives of Empress Anaïs have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and the atmosphere in Minoan boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Minoa is ranked 22,780th in the world and 2nd in Minoa for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Minoa, the atmosphere in Minoan boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Minoa agreed to construct embassies between Funen and Aquila.
- : Minoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Minoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Minoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Minoa, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
- : Following new legislation in Minoa, many friends and relatives of Empress Anaïs have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Minoa rejected a request from One Collective Brain Cell for an embassy with Funen.
- : Minoa resigned from the World Assembly.