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Minoa was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 265
Most Valuable International Artwork: 343rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,624thMost Stationary: 5,821st
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Civil Rights
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Minoa

Population28.595 billion

CapitalAthens
LeaderEmpress Anaïs

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animallittle owl

The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Anaïs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 28.595 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,154 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,331 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, government expenses are beyond compare, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minoa is ranked 274,160th in the world and 12th in Minoa for Most Primitive, scoring -170.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 343rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,624thMost Stationary: 5,821stLargest Populations: 5,926thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,340thHighest Economic Output: 7,280thMost Influential: 8,000thNicest Citizens: 9,737thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,627thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,364thSmartest Citizens: 12,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,084thMost Inclusive: 14,877thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,963rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,316thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,580thMost Developed: 20,409thMost Pacifist: 20,845thMost Cultured: 23,418thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,202ndMost Secular: 24,799thMost Politically Free: 25,312thSafest: 31,344th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Minoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Minoa lodged a message on the Minoa Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoa, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Minoa changed its national nation type to "State".

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