The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Joana with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.155 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,848 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and Minoan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minoa is ranked 7,109^th in the world and 2^nd in Minoa for Highest Economic Output, with 1,747 trillion Standard Monetary Units.