The Blumierite Spider Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.894 billion Mimikins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimikin economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,351 Rubies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,253,398 per year while the poor average 11,238, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Kids leave museums believing that some humans have six fingers, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism and the Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 324,961^st in the world and 17^th in Castle Bleck for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 54.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.