|Leader||Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins|
|Faith||Church of Rubies|
The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.839 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.
The powerhouse Mimikin economy, worth 566 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,103 Rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,266 per year while the poor average 26,302, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Concussed Spiderball players cannot remember their lineup position, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Zombie Farm rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Mimi Mimikins was banned from Mozambique by The Queen's State of Mozambique State.
- : Mimi Mimikins was banned from Tanzania by The Queen's State of Jamhuria.