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Highest Crime Rates: 2,506thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,875thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,733rd
The Zombie Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins
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Mimi Mimikins

Population5.839 billion

CapitalMerlee's Mansion
LeaderSpider Empress Mimi Mimikins
FaithChurch of Rubies


The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.839 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The powerhouse Mimikin economy, worth 566 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,103 Rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,266 per year while the poor average 26,302, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Concussed Spiderball players cannot remember their lineup position, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 18,048th in the world and 1st in Zombie Farm for Most Corrupt Governments, with 70.02 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,506thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,875thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,733rdMost Avoided: 4,117thFattest Citizens: 4,206thLargest Mining Sector: 5,723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,798thMost Primitive: 9,743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,906thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,186thMost Devout: 10,448thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,072ndTop
Most Armed: 12,078thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,396thLargest Black Market: 13,557thLargest Retail Industry: 13,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,339th

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