The Military state of Millorg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by samanta with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.801 billion Millorgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of metroplecx. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Millorgian economy, worth an astonishing 15,237 trillion millitary credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 479,161 millitary credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Millorgian Space Agency, and murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Millorg's national animal is the nordic sheperd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paragonisem.

Millorg is ranked 7,343^rd in the world and 386^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 172.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.