The Warrior Peoples of Milchama is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 35.013 billion Milchamians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Milchamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,387 trillion bobs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 182,430 bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", businesses are required to round down their profits, and a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milchama's national animal is the tigercatfishthing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Milchama is ranked 106,920^th in the world and 16^th in Arrosia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 162.94 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.