The Warrior Peoples of Milchama is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.383 billion Milchamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Milchamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,677 trillion bobs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 170,835 bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milchama's national animal is the tigercatfishthing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Milchama is ranked 1,755^th in the world and 2^nd in Atlantian Oceania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.37 law-abiding acts per hour.