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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 253rdLargest Retail Industry: 270thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 368th
The Leg-endary Realm of
Father Knows Best State
OHHH YES
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mettaton-EX

Population10.692 billion

CapitalMettatown
LeaderMettaton
FaithMTT-Brand Fandom

CurrencyMettabuck
AnimalBurgerpants

The Leg-endary Realm of Mettaton-EX is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mettaton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.692 billion MTT-Brand Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mettatown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mettatonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,609 trillion Mettabucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 524,603 Mettabucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

All tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, the first sword of Mettaton-EX does not run, and Mettaton-EX isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Mettaton-EX's national animal is the Burgerpants, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MTT-Brand Fandom.

Mettaton-EX is ranked 4,966th in the world and 1st in Homestuck for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 13,735.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 253rdLargest Retail Industry: 270thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 368thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 437thMost Corrupt Governments: 454thFattest Citizens: 535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 538thHighest Average Incomes: 575thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,025thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,203rdLargest Black Market: 1,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,436thMost Cultured: 1,439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,536thMost Efficient Economies: 1,865thSmartest Citizens: 2,056thMost Inclusive: 2,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,780thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,893rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,985thHighest Food Quality: 3,025thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,304thLargest Governments: 3,354thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,389thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,402ndHighest Economic Output: 3,506thMost Devout: 3,869thLargest Mining Sector: 4,787thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,994thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,109thRudest Citizens: 6,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,563rdMost Accessible: 14,598thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,821stMost Patriotic: 26,087thMost Armed: 26,824th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mettaton-EX altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, Mettaton-EX isn't what it used to be.
  • : Mettaton-EX's influence in Homestuck fell from "Handshaker" to "Vassal".
  • : Mettaton-EX's influence in Homestuck rose from "Vassal" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, the first sword of Mettaton-EX does not run.
  • : Mettaton-EX was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Mettaton-EX, major cities are suffering under water rationing.

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