The British Islands of Menorica is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Majesty King George VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 17.832 billion Menoricans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North-South Gloria. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Menorican economy, worth 963 trillion Menorican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,033 Menorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best not to ask what goes into North-South Gloria Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and His Majesty King George VII can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Menorica's national animal is the Rainbow Lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Menorica is ranked 256,759^th in the world and 146^th in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.