The Magical Mediator of Mediobogdum II is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Antoninus with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.222 billion Mediobogdumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herculaneum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mediobogdum IIian economy, worth a remarkable 6,089 trillion Aes signatums a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,759 Aes signatums, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Baiting is a national sport, contracting work is a family-run enterprise, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mediobogdum II's national animal is the C ow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun Worship.

Mediobogdum II is ranked 313,682^nd in the world and 16,891^st in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.