The Great Hairy Barry Duchy of Maxs Hair is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Duke Hairry The Third with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.798 billion Barry Hair Follicles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New San Franhairco. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Barry Hair Follicleian economy, worth 344 trillion Max Barry's Rogaines a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 71,800 Max Barry's Rogaines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, large sections of Maxs Hair have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maxs Hair's national animal is the Hairless Max Barry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Max Barryism.

Maxs Hair is ranked 125,210^th in the world and 70^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Drug Use, scoring 130.54 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.