Population | 10.635 billion |
Capital | Bradypus City |
Leader | the Maowese populace |
Currency | toenail |
Animal | sloth |
The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Maowese populace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.635 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,172 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Maowi is ranked 26,307th in the world and 137th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.75 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Maowi resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Kroll Union.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Cutias.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vape of Good Hope.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Empire of Pyleland.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The People's Republic of Pazhakia.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Allied States of Luxcrest.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Celestial Empire of Cordova I.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Republic of Shisterdonk.