The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Maowese populace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.277 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion toenails a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 134,917 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 30,966^th in the world and 65^th in Europeia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 85.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.