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Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 298thLargest Welfare Programs: 459thHighest Drug Use: 485th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
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Maowi

Population10.635 billion

CapitalBradypus City
Leaderthe Maowese populace

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Maowese populace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.635 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,172 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 26,307th in the world and 137th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.75 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 298thLargest Welfare Programs: 459thHighest Drug Use: 485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 487thMost Valuable International Artwork: 858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,065thNicest Citizens: 1,311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,325thMost Pacifist: 1,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,566thBest Weather: 1,759thMost Inclusive: 1,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,190thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,350thHighest Food Quality: 2,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,683rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,474thMost Cultured: 3,773rdLargest Governments: 4,163rdSafest: 4,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,624thRudest Citizens: 6,721stMost Developed: 9,088thMost Influential: 10,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,368thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,407thSmartest Citizens: 15,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,655thNudest: 15,975thMost Efficient Economies: 16,609thHighest Economic Output: 18,410thMost Secular: 20,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,231stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,101stLowest Crime Rates: 26,307thHighest Average Incomes: 27,376th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the region

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