The Commonwealth of Mameath is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Saihtam with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.43 billion Mameathians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memalak. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The all-consuming Mameathian economy, worth 850 trillion Methaiers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,388 Methaiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Saihtam's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, Saihtam's Twitcher account is typically used to share Monkey memes rather than government policy, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mameath's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

Mameath is ranked 238,544^th in the world and 1,158^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 28.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.