The Commonwealth of Mameath is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Saihtam with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.541 billion Mameathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memalak. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The all-consuming Mameathian economy, worth 366 trillion Methaiers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,440 Methaiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

You don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Mameathians make research institutes rich, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mameath's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

Mameath is ranked 123,853^rd in the world and 401^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,816.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.