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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 712thLargest Black Market: 794thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,105th
The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Sith Aeuso of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ashajontū kotswinot itsu nuyak!
Influence
Power
Governor / Lord Malumynumen
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Malumynumen

Population17.187 billion

CapitalDromund Kaas
LeaderDark Council
FaithOrder of the Sith

CurrencyCredit
AnimalHydra

The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Sith Aeuso of Malumynumen is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dark Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.187 billion Sith are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dromund Kaas. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sith economy, worth a remarkable 5,986 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,312 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Hydra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Order of the Sith.

Malumynumen is ranked 5,939th in the world and 1st in Union of Liberal Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.54 years.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 712thLargest Black Market: 794thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,572ndMost Secular: 1,868thHighest Average Incomes: 1,905thMost Armed: 2,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,827thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,286thHighest Economic Output: 3,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,373rdLargest Governments: 4,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,874thMost Developed: 4,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,106thLowest Crime Rates: 6,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,043rdSmartest Citizens: 7,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,211thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,479thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,801stLargest Retail Industry: 12,435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,766thLargest Mining Sector: 14,567thHealthiest Citizens: 15,415thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 15,998thMost Authoritarian: 16,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,486thMost Cultured: 16,534thMost Conservative: 18,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,840thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,498thLargest Populations: 24,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,834thMost Patriotic: 29,225th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Malumynumen lodged a message on the Union of Liberal Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Cultured.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Malumynumen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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