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Most Ignorant Citizens: 826thMost Primitive: 1,413thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,579th
The Resolution-Printing Museum of
Corporate Police State
Comply or die. The WA Elite watches.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population3.63 billion

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex
FaithThe Order of Klyprer

Currencyguinea
Animaleagle

The Resolution-Printing Museum of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.63 billion Icers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ice economy, worth 354 trillion guineas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,738 guineas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,264 per year while the poor average 5,575, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Order of Klyprer.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 251,848th in the world and 89th in Greater Dienstad for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 826thMost Primitive: 1,413thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,579thHighest Crime Rates: 1,598thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,808thMost Avoided: 2,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,217thMost Influential: 2,257thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,761stFattest Citizens: 2,902ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,712thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,092ndNudest: 5,556thMost Armed: 5,889thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,731stRudest Citizens: 8,671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,218thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,730thMost Devout: 10,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,394thLargest Mining Sector: 11,916thTop
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Most Patriotic: 28,993rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the region

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