by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 444thMost Ignorant Citizens: 772ndMost Primitive: 1,388th
The Resolution-Printing Offices of
Corporate Police State
Comply or die. The WA Elite watches.
Minister of World Assembly Affairs
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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population2.576 billion

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex
LeaderAmbassador Spencer Hemming
FaithThe Order of Klyprer


The Resolution-Printing Offices of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ambassador Spencer Hemming with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.576 billion Ice WA Mission Staff are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ice economy, worth 236 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 91,802 guineas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,890 per year while the poor average 14,057, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Order of Klyprer.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 284,308th in the world and 7,031st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.42 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 444thMost Ignorant Citizens: 772ndMost Primitive: 1,388thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,459thHighest Crime Rates: 1,732ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,933rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,091stMost Avoided: 2,230thNudest: 2,784thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,978thMost Armed: 6,109thMost Devout: 6,439thLargest Mining Sector: 8,936thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,813thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,411thTop
Most Patriotic: 24,987th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionNudest: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 96th in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Devout: 168th in the regionMost Armed: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 261st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 347th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 366th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 367th in the regionLargest Black Market: 432nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 560th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 596th in the region

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