The Somewhat Miniscule Nation of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 510 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 32.0 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,812 guineas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, Big Belly is watching you, the only place where one can see the Ice cherry tree is in a museum, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 262,479^th in the world and 12,678^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.45 on the Human Development Index.