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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,773rdMost Conservative: 1,970th
The Somewhat Miniscule Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For Klyprer, Conquest, And Riches!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population510 million

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex


The Somewhat Miniscule Nation of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 510 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 32.0 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,812 guineas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, Big Belly is watching you, the only place where one can see the Ice cherry tree is in a museum, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 262,479th in the world and 12,678th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.45 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,773rdMost Conservative: 1,970thTop
Most Primitive: 4,702ndMost Influential: 4,752ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,172ndMost Avoided: 10,207thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,646thMost Patriotic: 16,297thMost Devout: 21,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,779thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,508th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 119th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 147th in the regionMost Avoided: 228th in the regionMost Patriotic: 608th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 678th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 686th in the regionMost Devout: 696th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 778th in the regionFattest Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 909th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,004th in the regionMost Influential: 1,021st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,090th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,118th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,245th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,249th in the region

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