The Banana Republic of Mackiland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vasuka aka the second most egoist person with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.412 billion Mackilandlebi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mackital City. The average income tax rate is 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mackilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,065 trillion Leaves a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,987 Leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and debating the meaning of life is widely viewed as a crucifying experience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mackiland's national animal is the Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mackianism.

Mackiland is ranked 12,396^th in the world and 332^nd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 139.85 kickbacks per hour.