The Rose-By-Another-Name Utopia of Machine Cultists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Galactic AC with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.467 billion Replicants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrinx. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Replicant economy, worth a remarkable 4,340 trillion Micro SD Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,473 Micro SD Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, entomologists flock to Syrinx for its remarkable gadfly population, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime is totally unknown. Machine Cultists's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qualitative Analysis.

Machine Cultists is ranked 1,895^th in the world and 1^st in Touhou Land for Highest Poor Incomes, with 221,552.11 Standard Monetary Units.