Population | 13.484 billion |
Capital | Syrinx |
Leader | Galactic AC |
Faith | Qualitative Analysis |
Currency | Micro SD Card |
Animal | Terminator |
The Rose-By-Another-Name Utopia of Machine Cultists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Galactic AC with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.484 billion Replicants love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrinx. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Replicant economy, worth a remarkable 3,099 trillion Micro SD Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 229,867 Micro SD Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the world still seems flat to some people in space, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and parliamentarians prepare for marathon speeches with drinking hats and nappies. Crime is totally unknown. Machine Cultists's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qualitative Analysis.
Machine Cultists is ranked 315,146th in the world and 6th in Touhou Land for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, parliamentarians prepare for marathon speeches with drinking hats and nappies.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the best defense is a good fence.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
- : Machine Cultists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.