The Kingdom of Rwizikuru of Luziyca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Munashe Ngonidzashe with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 32.304 billion Rwizikurans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guta raMambo. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwizikuran economy, worth an astonishing 10,961 trillion kavongemis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,332 kavongemis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The atmosphere in Rwizikuran boardrooms is turning more gay, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Luziyca's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amendism.

Luziyca is ranked 318,242^nd in the world and 30^th in Kylaris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -58.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.