The Irreverent Dreamers of Lunagard is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Moon with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.521 billion Lunagardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palambar District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunagardian economy, worth 323 trillion qiples a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,126 qiples, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,055 per year while the poor average 13,528, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lunagard's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunagard is ranked 4,797^th in the world and 15^th in the Outback for Fattest Citizens, with 26.99 Obesity Rate.