The Happy Halloween of Lovateria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Theologos Vangelis III with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.061 billion Lovaterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alldron. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lovaterian economy, worth 667 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 218,019 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, and Lovaterian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovateria's national animal is the Easter Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Lovateria is ranked 311,362^nd in the world and 1,228^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,810.9 Standard Monetary Units.