The Holy Empiric Democracy of Los Einquirers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Archangel Michael with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.217 billion Los Einquirersians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Einquirersian economy, worth 144 trillion Holy Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,728 Holy Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, Archangel Michael shot first, the roundel of the Los Einquirersian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Einquirers's national animal is the Giant Dove and its national religion is Christianity.

Los Einquirers is ranked 236,101^st in the world and 6^th in The Holy Lands of Eden for Largest Populations, with 1.22 billion capita.